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andthenewt:

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bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle

El oh el

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dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

(via im-a-special-kind-of-stupid)

"I think I have everything I want. When I want beer, I drink beer. When I want vodka, I drink vodka. When I want you, I drink vodka."

(via clatite)

(Source: morphin--e, via semper--femina)

(via cr0wz)

rawflume:

and those are the best

(Source: organiccats, via semper--femina)

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

  • be able to hold a conversation that lasts for over five minutes
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • share dumb youtube videos and music with you
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type strangely

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(via whit-ney-nic-ole)

nanodash:

nanodash:

Food colouring in corn syrup. Watch as they rotate it 5 times one way and then 5 times back.

Your mind is now blown.

This is an example of the strange things that happen in fluids with low Reynold’s number. Reynold’s number is a ratio of the inertial forces and the viscous forces in the fluid. When the viscosity is high and the inertial forces are low fluids behave very differently to the way we are used to. Remember that next time you are trying to swim in honey.

I giffed the original video for your viewing ease. Enjoy.

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"He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."

I really want you to see this, and just understand. (via daizzle)

(Source: a-quiet-old-soul, via famasire)

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

(Source: gardenbird, via famasire)

strawbvrry:

nature & vintage blog

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encourage:

I get so sad when the

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torosaurus:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you 

(via ya-know-what-stfu)

lizzysouth:

Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me

(Source: a-girl-and-her-leopard, via famasire)